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This is funny.
I like it too!
A related (sort of..) joke I heard on NPR:
Two ice fishermen talking..
1st ice fisherman: I really HATE having to sit on the ice.
2nd ice fisherman: Why is that?
1st ice fisherman: because I get polar-oids.
OK, polar bear joke time!
Q: What did the polar bear cub say to its mother at mealtime?
A: “Aw, no! Not SEALS again!”
Q: What’s a balanced diet for a polar bear?
A: A seal in each paw!
Q: What did the polar bear say when it saw the igloo?
A: “Oooo! I LOVE these things! Crunchy on the outside – with a nice chewy center!”
Q: Why shouldn’t you take polar bears to the zoo?
A: Because they’d rather go to the movies.
Q: What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed its tooth?
A: The dentist.
Q: What did the polar bears say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags?
A: “Sandwiches!”
Q: Why do polar bears have fur coats?
A: Because the seals laughed at them when they wore parkas!
Q: What’s another reason polar bears have fur coats?
A: Because they would freeze in Hawaiian shirts!
Q: What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal?
A: A polar bear.
They actually have a web site for this stuff!
http://www.athropolis.com/jokes4.htm